Warning: the following story contains the use of the the term “broad”.

Listen. I’ve been a bad friend. I got you used to weekly blogs and then I just—fell off the face of the earth. I’m sorry. I was burnt out. And it was school holidays. But I’m back, baby.

Ever hit send on an email like you’ve made it to the end of a marathon? Yes, it was hard. Yes, it was like pulling teeth. Yes, you left it to the 11th hour. But you got that email out.